wwiao:

saddeer:

you cannot get paid money in exchange for sex you can however get paid millions of dollars to be TAPED while exchanging money for sex 

what about hookers

prostitution is illegal 

my coworker flirts soooooooo hard with me like step back brah

cliht replied to your post: cliht replied to your post: i can buy you a kitten…

ur so high

cliht replied to your post: i can buy you a kitten boo

me sayin thanks

i was talking to myself 

i can buy you a kitten boo

cliht:

*listens to die antwoord for the first time* *kills self*

cliht:

babybl00d reblogged your photo: me bein a fag

omfg want this to my sweet 16 :(

what 

OM RFG

you cannot get paid money in exchange for sex you can however get paid millions of dollars to be TAPED while exchanging money for sex 

imagine a world with unlimited dumdum suckers 

what if instead of calories, humans attained their nutrients from a public valve and every day they had to go up to the pump and wait while units of  energy are pumped into their body like a fucking human gas station 

I’m still at (t)werk

*drinks 700 calories worth of beverages a day*