blackmormon:

removeyourpants:

can someone write me a 3 stanza poem about obese children

i’m not even kidding, this is my history project

there once was a fat kid

he was never going to stay fit

he ate crap all day

and everyone thought he was gay

his fat rolls were large

his belly was in charge

he doesnt know what carrots are

he fell down the stairs because he couldnt see his feet

next time i see him i will throw a beet

i hope he chokes on his next french fry

because if he doesnt soon he will probably die

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